America 2-Night

• E1

  60 Seconds of Fame

  Special Guest: Charlton Heston; Dr Willard Honeywell claims that homosexuality is caused by a virus; The Friedkin Family Singers pay a bunch of money for 60 seconds of fame; Sallie Hayes, whose husband will be executed on an upcoming show.

  1978-04-10 · 30m
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• E2

  Help Every Little Person

  Gary Burghoff talks about his frozen yogurt stores; the treasurer of HELP (Help Every Little Person), Wanda Ford.

  1978-04-11 · 30m
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• E3

  George Gobel

  George Gobel, Baby Irene, and textile-mill owner Calvin Proctor.

  1978-04-12 · 30m
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• E4

  Celebrity Night

  Guests include Sally Hayes, whose husband is still awaiting execution. This episode also includes clips of a press conference in which various celebrities welcome America 2Night to the UBS network.

  1978-04-13 · 30m
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• E5

  Phyllis Diller

  Guests include Phyllis Diller and Happy's niece, Joanie Kyne.

  1978-04-14 · 30m
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• E6

  White House Paper Shredder

  Rita Moreno; Former White House paper shredder Pearl Wingate; and elderly actor Chad Brandon describes how he stays fit.

  1978-04-17 · 30m
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• E7

  A Date with a Star

  A viewer wins a date with Karen Lynn Gorney ("Saturday Night Fever").

  1978-04-18 · 30m
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• E8

  Jason Shine

  Barbara Feldon and professional escort Jason Shine.

  1978-04-19 · 30m
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• E9

  The Pine Family Singers

  Singers Buck and Harriet Pine; former deli owner Susan Cloud.

  1978-04-20 · 30m
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• E10

  Vincent Price

  Happy Kyne sings "Don't Leave Me This Way". Guests include Vincent Price and entrepreneur Ernest Twilley, who sells merchandise based on dead celebrities.

  1978-04-21 · 30m
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• E11

  Anne Murray

  Guests include the Angels String Quartet, DJ Larry Guy and Anne Murray, who has trouble lip syncing.

  1978-04-24 · 30m
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• E12

  Lose Weight Fast

  Maharishi Maheesh Majipoor demonstrates how to lose weight by chanting. Also: consumer advocate Lou Moffatt.

  1978-04-25 · 30m
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• E13

  Vicki Carr

  Vickie Carr; Peanut trainer Emanual Kasinski; and unemployed magician Brandy McAllister.

  1978-04-26 · 30m
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• E14

  Pharaoh Fawcett and the Sphinx

  Sherman Hemsley; Singer Pharoah Fawcett and police sergeant Norman Botello.

  1978-04-27 · 30m
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• E15

  Norman Fell

  Guests include Abraham "Shecky" Stein, a Rabbi comedian and Norman Fell, who has a difficult time getting on the show as he has problems with the parking lot attendant.

  1978-04-28 · 30m
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• E16

  The Condensed Bible

  Jim Nabors; Irene Huddleston on the condensed form of the Bible.

  1978-05-01 · 30m
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• E17

  Cindy Williams

  Gary Coleman (as Little Wayne Coleman); Cindy Williams; UBS programming executive Bill Nickerson.

  1978-05-02 · 30m
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• E18

  The Singing Dentist

  Jill St. John visits the dentist with a troubled wisdom tooth. The dentist and his assistant perform a song on the show.

  1978-05-03 · 30m
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• E19

  New Talent

  Gary Coleman (Wayne Coleman) and Corey Feldman premiere a talk show for kids scheduled to air on the UBS network.

  1978-05-04 · 30m
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• E20

  Abe Vigoda

  Abe Vigoda tap dances. Stanley Turnbull (Richard Kline) talks about his book "Winning Through Acting Crazy."

  1978-05-05 · 30m
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• E21

  Miss City of Merchandise

  Elke Sommer; the three semi-finalists in the City of Merchandise pageant.

  1978-05-08 · 30m
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• E22

  Urban Poverty Consultant

  Rob Reiner; Urban Poverty Consultant Richard Osgood.

  1978-05-09 · 30m
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• E23

  Fighting Fright

  Peter Marshall; David Fairchild tells how to fight fright.

  1978-05-10 · 30m
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• E24

  The Benefits of Sugar

  It is all natural and cancer-free! Guests include Gaylord and Holiday, Dr. Wendell Dellerton and Twiggy.

  1978-05-11 · 30m
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• E25

  Gaylord and Holiday

  Guests include Gaylord and Holiday, Marshall Petty and Jack Jones.

  1978-05-12 · 30m
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• E26

  Russia

  Russia expert Arthur Zaprinski and actress Suzanne Sellers.

  1978-05-15 · 30m
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• E27

  Tony Rolletti

  Alice Ghostly; lounge singer Tony Rolletti.

  1978-05-16 · 30m
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• E28

  Mission Army Band

  Guests include The Mission Army Band, and Gardener Toshiro Asaki.

  1978-05-17 · 30m
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• E29

  Roger Miller

  Guests include the Hennessy Family, Roger Miller and Mario Dorsett.

  1978-05-18 · 30m
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• E30

  Susan Cloud

  Guests include Jay Longtoe Ballet, Susan Cloud and Arte Johnson.

  1978-05-19 · 30m
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• E31

  Carol Burnett

  Guests include the Haus Family Criminal Singers and Carol Burnett.

  1978-05-22 · 30m
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• E32

  Legalizing Prostitution

  Guest include Mark Hammill and Judge Marshall O. Petty, who proposes legalized prostitution.

  1978-05-23 · 30m
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• E33

  Ernest Twilley

  Guest include Mortician Ernest Twilley and actress Gloria Chambers.

  1978-05-24 · 30m
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• E34

  Rolletti-Sherwood Wedding (1)

  From the Pump Room of the Coma Cabana: the wedding of Tony Rolletti and Joanie Sherwood, presided over by Rabbi "Shecky" Stein.

  1978-05-24 · 30m
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• E35

  Rolleti-Sherwood Wedding Reception (2)

  Part 2 of the Tony Roletti - Joanie Sherwood wedding.

  1978-05-26 · 30m
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• E36

  McLean Stevenson

  Guests include Vera LeBeau and McLean Stevenson.

  1978-05-29 · 30m
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• E37

  Jean's House of Cakes

  Guests include Anthropologist Carl Cyrus; martial artist Susan Walchuck, who shows off her moves; singer Edward Muldune, who performs "Jeremiah Was a Bullfrog" ... at the same time; and later Jerry does a commercial for America 2-Night's newest sponsor, Jean's House of Cakes.

  1978-05-30 · 30m
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• E38

  The New PTA

  Barth talks about his housing situation; Deaf comic Ronnie Martin and his alligator; Morey Johnson, an adoptee, who traced his missing parents; and former flower child Kona Golden, who is now a mother on the new PTA.

  1978-05-31 · 30m
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• E39

  The El Tijo Ballet Co.

  Barth talks about his new home; The El Tijo Half-toe Ballet Company ("... because we don't go all the way") presents the "Dance of the Belle Femme Suburbia"; W. D. Bud Prize presents Edith Bush, claiming that she's really Amelia Earhart. Then he talks about the San Andreas fault only to be interrupted by a UBS bulletin: Radioactivity Warning.

  1978-06-01 · 30m
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• E40

  UBS Liftetime Achievement Award

  Japanese country and western artist Jimmy Yen; UBS presents its first Lifetime Achievement Award to Barbi Benton; Consumer advocate Lou Moffatt introduces Bible Gum Cards.

  1978-06-02 · 30m
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• E41

  I Am Democracy

  Barth talks about helping a man find his car keys; Jerry and Happy present their mini-pageant "I Am Democracy"; Disc jockey Tom "Cat Love Man" Wilson; and Billy Crystal makes some phone calls.

  1978-06-05 · 30m
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• E42

  Fernwood Reunion

  Barth talks about his move from Fernwood to California and introduces the Fernwoodites who financed the move: Candy Lee Hargrove, Connie Bushman, Mercedes Blywyth and Vernon Taylor. Candy Lee talks about the Fernwood Fascinating Females Society. Vernon Taylor talks about the ammo convention. Connie Bushman reunites Happy with his pet turtle. Mercedes Blywyth talks about the Barth Gimble Fan Club.

  1978-06-06 · 30m
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• E43

  Surfin' to Heaven

  Denny and Brian, the Born Again surfers sing "Surfin' to Heaven". Dr. Joyce Brothers tries to reconcile roommates Happy and Jerry.

  1978-06-07 · 30m
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• E44

  Ted Jennings

  Guests include Bella Abzug and concerned citizen Ted Jennings.

  1978-06-08 · 30m
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• E45

  Melissa Manchester

  Guests include Mirth Gimble and Melissa Manchester.

  1978-06-09 · 30m
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• E46

  Carl Reiner

  Guests include Carl Reiner and the owner of Jean's House of Pancakes.

  1978-06-12 · 30m
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• E47

  Daredevil Virgil Simms

  Guest include Robert Conrad and Daredevil Virgil Simms.

  1978-06-13 · 30m
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• E48

  Punk Monks

  The Punk Monks perform "Karmic Love". Happy talks about his new innovation: dental house calls. Barth "lip syncs" to the Martin Mull song "I'll Do the Samba".

  1978-06-14 · 30m
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• E49

  Barth's Memoirs

  Barth decides to issue his memoirs: "Barth Gimble -- One Man: One Life"; The El Tijo Half-toe Ballet Company present "The Ballad of the Broken Station Wagon"; Dr. Richard Osgood talks about the black market for organs and his "Whole Body Parts Catalog""; UBS promo: "Say What?" and Barth talks about his altercation with the owner of the gas station.

  1978-06-15 · 30m
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• E50

  Rolletti-Sherwood Divorce

  Tony Rolletti follows up his on-air wedding on A2N with his on-air divorce. Rabbi "Shecky" Stein officiates.

  1978-06-15 · 30m
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• E51

  Falafel-on-a-stick

  Baby Irene sings "Hot Diggity"; Susan Cloud talks about Falafel-on-a-stick; UBS owner D.W. Underwitter on why UBS is standing beside A2N.

  1978-06-20 · 30m
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• E52

  Punk Country

  Jerry and Happy appear in a commercial that Barth turned down, for the Yam Council; Virgil Simms talks about his new girlfriend and the Mobile City; a clip from the David John Decker Show and Virgil sings a Punk Country tune.

  1978-06-20 · 30m
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• E53

  Olfactory Distosis Telethon

  Happy talks about OD and sings a take-off on "Jeepers, Creepers". Teacher Terry Litchfield talks about the telethon tote board. Jack Albertson makes an appearance, but won't contribute himself. The OD poster boy, Howard Pellegrini appears and the telethon ends with no calls. Jack Albertson needs cab fare. Jason Shine talks about his candidacy. Jack Albertson does a soft shoe number.

  1978-06-21 · 30m
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• E54

  Oral Smoke Alarm

  The band has been locked out for attempts to unionize, so Happy is the whole band. Barth and Jerry interview Barbara Eden and Melissa Gilbert -- at the same time. Happy talks about the Oral Smoke Alarm. Chuck Emmitt Saugis appears with his hostage Mary Marie Clark. Barbara Eden sings.

  1978-06-22 · 30m
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• E55

  Hostage Crisis

  Barth explains that his appearance is due to being part of "an all-night pajama party with guns" -- Chuck Emmitt Saugis is still waiting on his demands. Louden Wainright III sings. Chuck Emmitt continues negotiations. Dr. Arnold Shollien plays some surprisingly recognizable ""whalesongs"". More demands. Special appearance by "Raquel Welch" -- really a cop.

  1978-06-23 · 30m
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• E56

  Monty Hale

  Child singer Frankie Wonder sings "My Way". Cowboy Monte Hale, host of the the UBS Cowboy Movie, appears. From "Laverne and Shirley" -- David L. Lander and Michael McKean are iterviewed. Someone sings "Blue Suede Shoes". Michael and David sing "The Creature Without a Head".

  1978-06-26 · 30m
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• E57

  Big Turkey and Super Quack

  Barth talks about the mobile home warming gifts he received. From the Silly Barn -- Big Turkey and Super Quack appear. Herb Matthews reveals new Carter White House incidents. Joan Rivers plugs "Rabbit Test". There's a commercial for Jean's House of Cakes: the Second Wedding Cake.

  1978-06-27 · 30m
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• E58

  Steve Garvey

  Barth and Jerry do some substitute hosting. Tony Rolletti presents his version of "America the Beautiful" and does a tribute to Judy Garland. Steve Garvey hurts himself playing baseball.

  1978-06-28 · 30m
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• E59

  Karen Black

  Barth talks about liquor advertising. The Mirth-Makers perform "Steam-roller Blues". Barth accosts Karen Black in the audience and Karen interviews herself. Barth, Jerry and Karen sing "Sentimental Journey". Bud Prize appears with Edith Bush and introduces his dancing teacher, Miss Brenda.

  1978-06-29 · 30m
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• E60

  The UBS Story

  Barth tells the UBS Story. The Hon. Marshall O. Petty kicks off his Congressional campaign. Shari Lewis searches for a missing Lamb Chop. Virgil Simms talks about his World Record -- and the accident. Virgil then sings "I'm Swearin' Offa You (You Hag)". Jerry tries his hand at ventriloquism, with a very familiar puppet.

  1978-06-30 · 30m
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• E61

  UBS Awards Ceremony

  The UBS Golden Anniversary Show.

  1978-07-03 · 30m
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• E62

  Connie Stevens

  Barth talks about his tan. Happy Kyne and the Mirth-Makers sing "Good Vibrations". Sociologist Wendell Healey discusses surfing. Connie Stevens talks about her contract but does a number for the UBS special anyway: a lip-synch to "Kookie, Lend Me Your Comb".

  1978-07-04 · 30m
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• E63

  Taters the Clown

  Barth talks about his new talk show ideas. Taters the Clown sings "The Counting Song". Father John Lewis of the Mission San Tijo appears . There's a commercial for MST wine.

  1978-07-05 · 30m
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• E64

  Man of the Year Award

  Martin Mull grouses about the Alta Coma Chamber of Commerce "Man of the Year" award. Wayne Coleman of "America After Lunch" returns to interview Isabel Sanford.

  1978-07-06 · 30m
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• E65

  Martin Mull

  Barth has "bad" news -- Jerry is fired. Fred Willard talks about his resemblance to Jerry Hubbard. Martin refuses to sing without Jerry present. Jerry shows up, so Martin sings "Goodnight".

  1978-07-07 · 30m
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Top cast

Martin Mull

Barth Gimble

Fred Willard

Jerry Hubbard

Frank De Vol

Gary Coleman

Little Wayne Coleman

Rob Reiner

Rob Reiner

Alan Thicke

Doug

Jim Varney

Virgil Simms